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Machete: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you! |
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| Released: | August 18, 2010 | |
| Runtime: | 105 mins | |
| Genres: | Action Adventure Crime Thriller | |
| Countries: | USA | |
| Director: | Ethan Maniquis | |
| Actors: | Ara Celi Brent Smiga Cheech Marin Chris Warner Danny Trejo Daryl Sabara Don Johnson Doran Ingram Gary Teague Hugo Perez Jaime De La Rosa James Parks Jason Douglas Jeff Fahey Jessica Alba Jim Henry Juan Gabriel Pareja Lindsay Lohan Matthew Tompkins Michelle Rodriguez Robert De Niro Shea Whigham Steven Seagal Tina Rodriguez Tito Larriva Tom Savini Tommy Nix Vic Trevino | |
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| Posted by LSDamo 2 days ago |
love this :D no point to it what so ever...just pure fun to watch
| Posted by nichols0vision 1 week ago |
Over the top action. It's like putting a tube of sperm in a bottle and microwaving it till it explodes. Good quality video and more bloody than a 15 yr old at "that time of the month".
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| Posted by Darkfur 1 week ago |
Finally, Danny Trejo gets a lead role. Bout time too! Loved it! A must watch if you like grindhouse films. Plenty of blood and gore for those of us who love that and never a dull moment. Machete is the shit! 10 out of 10!
| Posted by lodos 2 weeks ago |
Beyond awesome - none stop action! 10/10. Must see
| Posted by BOPOH72 1 month ago |
Very much agree with "arcainmech" on "as an action movie with hot chicks this movie is it". Indeed a lot of HOT girls with guns and... nice boobs'n asses)))) Good entertaining movie. Kind of combination of "Once upon in Mexico" and "Kill Bill"))))) Lots of blood and Mexicans)))))) Will rate this @ 5/5!!!!
| Posted by tap42 1 month ago |
well ppl are using this to express there political opinions and not the movie ... just talk bout the movie .. thats wat this site is for you not going to get stars and points for your political opinions ..
| Posted by dixieradio 1 month ago |
Racist, Pacist.. WTF does that have to do with whether the movie sux r not??? Juz Sayin!!!! Cool flick wish it had more L.L.in it.
| Posted by EverettChad 1 month ago |
Well mya, you were just racist right there in your comment. Racism gets you no where in life how about people just stop doing it? And no kitty the movie aint racist to white people. Just watch it and enjoy...damn. Good movie<3 Finally he gets his own main role. Finally!!
| Posted by Maximus_1 1 month ago |
A funny sexy movie and a true Hollywood story for a Gang jail-man becomes a Hollywood actor and made a name for him self!
| Posted by weedoz 2 months ago ( Edited 2 months ago ) |
watched this movie awhile ago and i love it great action flick and Danny Trejo was quality as the main man would def watch again 8.5/10
| Posted by davepio 2 months ago |
When I saw Deathproof and Planet Terror, Machete was the fake trailer they stuck in there to join the 2 films. I'm so glad they made this into a film. Danny Trejo finally getting a lead role like he deserves and to have the likes of Bob De Niro, Jessica Alba and 'Stone Cold' Steven Seagal supporting you, well, you got go wrong. The film was brilliant, loved it. Would recommend to anyone and everyone. 9/10
| Posted by dropkicklilpoet 2 months ago |
I love grindhouse style movies, this awesome flick! 5/5 Hobo witha shotgun is awesome too:D
| Posted by ilovemovies525 2 months ago |
it was good for a one time watch 6.9/10 lol
| Posted by jai_arecute 2 months ago |
classic grindhouse film! Pretty good cast too
| Posted by RuinedXJosh 2 months ago |
A classic B-movie. The fact that this movie is so cheesy wasn't because of poor talent or a bad film crew, it's because that's the way it was meant to be filmed. It was purposely made this way to be so bad it's good. 5/5
| Posted by last_metroid 3 months ago |
Loved this movie :)the gore <3<3<3 Am I the only gal out there who thinks Trejo looks damn good for 67? lol :/ Other than Michelle Rodriguez (in the movie anyways).
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