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Watch Vampires Suck: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

  • Currently 3.47/5
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Released: August 18, 2010
Runtime: 82 mins
Genres: Comedy
Directors: Aaron Seltzer Jason Friedberg
Actors: Arielle Kebbel Matt Lanter Ken Jeong Diedrich Bader David DeLuise Dave Foley Mike Mayhall Charlotte Biggs Sarah Colbert Leo Fabian Michelle Lang Bradley Dodds Cheavis White John Franklin Celeste Roberts

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Vampires Suck (2010) Comments

Posted by DDforever2808
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This movie was alright, definitely had it's funny moments. I still liked it though (:

Posted by darkxote
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this movie is horrible, I just wasted my time watching it; I laughed once. -.-

Posted by Danielleex
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I have watched this movie already so much! But its just really awesome (: I dont get the people who hate on this, if you don't like it, don't watch it? anyways, really good movie ! Hahahah :D 9/10

Posted by cupozoe3
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So horrible. I would like to know how they weren't sued. Don't waste your time watching it.

Posted by Chrwit
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This movie is so funny :D

Posted by charlottellm
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and then i thought that this was going to be fun, but... nope... some jokes were fun, but they were repeated so many times that it just wore off.

Posted by Brittanyy
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This movie sucked so bad. Twilight was way better than this shit.

Posted by Brittanyy
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This movie sucked so much. They need to stop making movies like this. It's not funny, whatsoever.

Posted by Breia_Neverson
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Im a serious twilight fan and this had every moment from the movie it had a few laughs but this movie was crappy waste of time.!!!!!! 0/10

Posted by Bemali
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I love the real Twilight, but this was really funny...

Posted by azianknight4ever
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THIS MOVE WAS FUNNY IN A STUPID WAY

Posted by anserine
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The funniest part of the whole movie was the ending but, that's it.

Posted by aelita
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No Jacob's the best! *hit in the face w/ shovel!* Team Jacob bitch!

Posted by abdira1009
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this movie is hilarious 8/10

Posted by ahaboredxD
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honestly, This movie wasn't as funny as I thouqht it'd be. It was boring and a waste of time. So, unless u qot alotta time on ur hand, dont watch ittt.

Posted by PopCornTheif
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Funny silly satire in the Scary Movie style. Some really good laughs :)

Posted by RobertsDenmark
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Not that good. It's just an ordinary "movie-parody-on-other-crappy-movies-who-only-got-few-good-scenes" 3/10

Posted by FatDanny20
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This movie is just as rubbish as the twilight saga 1.5/10 not funnt at all

Posted by gelus
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any stagevu link please

Posted by DanaM71
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Ok movie. It had some funny parts.

Posted by latezza
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This movie sucked horribly. I can't believe many people find this hilarious. The only good thing I have to say about this movie is the actress who played Bella did it almost PERFECTLY.. but.. that was pretty much it. Other than that, this movie was a bunch of blah. It was a cheap attempt of making another "Scary Movie" era but of Vampire movies (or basically just Twilight).

Posted by chevy727
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that was a fuckin funny movie 10/10

Posted by EraseTheHate
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Funny movie. Its funny how they made the characters act like them.

Posted by domonic1977
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a truly stupid movie, but it was ok

Posted by erdonnelly67
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I couldn't even get through the first 10 minutes of this... and I normally like movies like this. So all I have to say is... uhm... no.

Posted by Mindlessone
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Based on the way you type I don't think it's people who make fun of Twilight that are retarded.. Twilight is a badly written saga about an abusive boyfriend that happens to be a sparkley vampire and a mentally ill girlfriend, people who like it are pitiful and honestly insults to the human race, unless of course they're 4th graders since thats the reading level of the book.

Posted by Yashoda12
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the volume is a bit too low but i have good hearing!!!

Posted by Yashoda12
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This movie was soooo funny that when I was laughing......my mom was looking at me like....wat's your problem....all I have to say is 10/10........this movie was bossness!!!

Posted by nota
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And. *clothes lined*.. *splat*

Posted by MrLeannYo
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...that's the chelsea chick from that's so raven and the dad from wizards of waverly place o.o

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