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Watch Vampire Killers: Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to decide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the... |
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| Released: | March 16, 2009 | |
| Runtime: | 86 mins | |
| Genres: | Action Comedy Horror | |
| Director: | Phil Claydon | |
| Actors: | James Corden Steve Clark-Hall Silvia Colloca MyAnna Buring Travis Oliver Louise Dylan Lucy Emes Josephine McGrail Sirle Von Schihver Natalie Totham Ani James Sianad Gregory Susie Amy Emma Clifford Margarita Hall | |
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| Posted by becsbatchbeaver |
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wicked film..... :)
| Posted by jedidan |
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Unbelievable,us Brits just keep knocking out these brilliant horror/comedy movies,(see doghouse,severance,shaun of the dead.i sell the dead),it must be in our blood,i mean what more can your average male horror fan ask for,lesbian vampires,c'mon guys it just don't get much better than that,8/10.
| Posted by Nassymoo |
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An all around good film, dark comedy that entertains from start to finish.
| Posted by sweetgurl11 |
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kick ass funny movie:)
| Posted by AlfaVita |
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Very enjoyable and funny comedy about lesbian vampires. Not cheesy or dumb like I was afraid, but the opposite. Good sense of humour.
| Posted by franke28 |
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funny and good. 4/5
| Posted by TheBigBoss87 |
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loved it great work from the gavin n stacey boys 4/5
| Posted by HypnoTech |
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Great film! This one reminds me of Your Highness in many respects, with equally great production values. If you like Shaun of the Dead, Doghouse, or Todd and the Book of Pure Evil, you're bound to love this one. But, what else can you expect from a movie that gets things started with narration that ends with "... and with that, he lopped her f*cking head off."? A truly enjoyable watch, and an easy choice to add to my list of favorites. 5/5 for another brilliant UK based horror comedy. WARNING: This film is not intended for overly mature audiences, or people who don't enjoy plenty of bare bouncing breasts, lighthearted lesbian orgies, or swords with penis shaped handles.
| Posted by Tahngarth69 |
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Is this like Doghouse but with vampires?
| Posted by soroh77 |
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This is freaking hilarious!
| Posted by WildOtter |
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Pretty damn enjoyable actually! Along the lines of Doghouse and Severance, all dark UK comedies. I enjoyed the crazy story, the acting, and the writing. I like films that dont take themselves to seriously, and this one def dosent! I was surprised their wasnt outtakes at the end, since it def seems like one of those movies that would have some good outtakes! The only thing that got annoying fast was the comic book like transitions/swipes! It got old, fast. And also the fact that they didnt have enough lesbian orgies! But a solid 7/10 for me, give it a try if your in the mood for some comedy.
| Posted by 1999aysha |
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the user being paul advised me to watch this movie. i am glad i watched it. very funny movie. 10/10!
| Posted by phantomStranger |
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pretty good, for their first time writing and directing, the sequel will probably be even funnier, if they they get to make it.Reminded me alot of simon pegg and nick frost though a little bit.
| Posted by papo81 |
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this was funny as hell. I love the last scene!
| Posted by Lowryderkid |
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EPIC You dont want to miss this! Dont be skeptical
| Posted by arlmn |
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Awesome storing setting and funny stuff
| Posted by bigguycancook |
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This was one amazing watch.Freakin hilarious.What more can a guy ask for??Thanks =^-^=
| Posted by hectikillusions |
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Ha-ha good effin laugh.
| Posted by flixchick |
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I thought this would be a cheese fest with overtly slap happy jokes but to the contrary its really a fun and hilarious 'horromedy' or dark comedy which ever term you prefer,LOL...had me laughing from beginning to end...Fletch was the funniest guy in the entire movie..to me its on the level of 'Shaun of The Dead' or 'Doghouse'. Definite watch 4/5 ****
| Posted by AngieMayhem |
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Definitely funny for sure, as far as being like Shaun of the Dead....not exactly. It did lag in places where as Shaun did not, effects were sketchy, things were a little more than over exaggerated, but still FUNNY! Chubby had all the good lines in my opinion. This Shaun type character did not live up to the comparison. Loved the comic book effect and feel, the sound effects, and for a scene, the music was awesome. All in all, 8/10. GREAT to start, went down a bit in the middle, felt a little rushed, finished in a mediocre way, and I smell a sequel for sure, Lesbian Werewolf Killers. Enjoy! P.S-men who watch this, don't think too much about the sword and go thinking that all of the world's plagues can be solved with a penis. lol
| Posted by godkingross |
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It has lesbians kissing and groping each other, plus it has boobs. 10/10.
| Posted by Tiklberry |
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this movie was /is great! new favorite.
| Posted by erdonnelly67 |
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Funny funny funny! This is a fantastically funny movie! 10/10
| Posted by LegendHye |
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Funny movie with lots of laughs, although most of it is British humour.
| Posted by spokes078 |
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THIS MOVIE IS GOOD THE GIRLS GOT MY DICK ON HARD WOWZIERZ......
| Posted by MissGhoulscout |
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This is stupidly funny! Wouldn't be half as funny without James though! Everyone needs to see this!
| Posted by spider6969 |
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Quite funny 8/10
| Posted by CharnieeeLouise |
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Such a funny horror movie, jamse cordon never fails to make me laugh 10/10 ;D
| Posted by heyadrian |
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Excellent comedy. I was thoroughly entertained from the beginning till the end. The acting is superb, the women are hot, the comedy is rib rattling. This is now in my top 10 favourite comedies... Overall 10/10 (which I rarely rate that high!)
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