Late Show with David Letterman: Dave shows a bunch of fake Emmy clips: Alan was there dressed as a woman, leading Dave to wonder if he's Jack Lemmon's wife; after the miniseries "Jesus" loses to "The Corner," a bolt of lightning strikes the winners. Biff celebrates the Late Show's Emmy wins by blowing up a bicycle innertube and a soccer ball. Later, Sting and Cheb Mami sing "Desert Rose."