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House of 1000 Corpses - 1 year, 9 months ago
dose anyone know why this took so long to come out? I remeber as a little kid (5 yrs old) seeing a trailer for this just peopel is bio suits picking bones out of a pit then House of 1000 corpses comming soon. that was atleast 8-9 years before the film came out. However the film is shot very poorly Rob Zombie even stated he regreted how bad it was filmed, but other than that parts of it are realy great. It also makes absolutly no sence thank God the sequel (the devils Rejects) had no zombie mutant things. Too bad Rob cut the scene explaing who the heck was Dr.Satan, since in this one they never explain. I always thought it was Otis then I watched the deleted scene that explains it was that weird science dude in the basement. I do cut Rob slack since this was his first film and thats when you are still learning so 3/5
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed - 2 years, 1 month ago
This filmw as very good, and even handed, he dose not ever insult anyone. He dose show their stupidity but he never argues with somone or degrades them, he just tries to show, that evolution is not a proven fact. Somthing which has bean lost in recent years. He definatly brings out the core flaws in evolution, which is somthing I had noticed a long time ago. This film is very and interesting.
Funny Games U.S. - 2 years, 1 month ago
The only thing I can say positive about this film is that it is original, but other than that it's pure crap. It is extremely slow Seiriously their is a 10 minute scene of Naomi Watts standing up. It's alos not scary in any way you never see anything, just a side shot or off screen. Their is no real purpose to the film. It also never explains anyting such as their ability to control time with a TV remote or their conversation at the end about alternate universes. This film was done semi realiticly but very poorley. If you are into slow drawn out borign garbage this is the film for you.
True Romance - 2 years, 2 months ago
This film is freakin sweet! I cannot think of anyhting I would have done differently. The cameos were great. I almost crapped my pants when I saw Gary Oldman as a Wigger. Since he is usually so articulate. Quentin realy blew me away with his writing, That scene with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken about Scicilians, was icing on an already wonderful cake. Every one delivers in this film. This is truly a must see Must own movie. I saw it for the first time today and it's already on my 7th favorite film.
Avatar - 2 years, 2 months ago
I must say this film is freaking sweet. Audiences and Critics loved it, their will always be a group that justs hates everything. And those few who find any reason to complain or just get hung up on minor details that are stupid. I realy hop the next 2 sequels are as good. So far I woudl say this is the best Sci Fi filmever made, I never thought the Starwars Trilogy (original ones) would be topped, but Cameron proved me wrong, He more than keeps up with his talent, He is definitly one of the best if not the best director of all time, seriously look at his films they are great. It won Oscars, Golden Globes so even the critics realised its greatness, it's also the highest grosing film of all time. The only thing people get hung up on is the story is nothing new, However people fail to realise every story has bean done and done again, every movie is a copy of a copy of a copy, think about it Fast and the furios was a copy of Point Break, Superbad was a copy of American pie which was a copy of Fast times at ridgemont high. This film was a masterpice. Peopel also clammer to Jim cameron cannibalising his prior films, however nobody complained at the Dark Night with the whole you choose who to save and hte other one dies, (harvey or Rachel) which was done in Spider-Man (Mary Jane or bunch of kids) and Batman & Robin (Robin of Dr. Meridian) so if you got issues with that, think again. This movie promised groundbreaking ivsuals, and terrific story telling, and it more than delivers. 5/5
Hostel - 2 years, 3 months ago
This movie is a tease, you go into it thinking it's gunno be a super gory hardcore torture film, And it becomes a slow moving mediocre film, with very little gore, and not that much torture. overall it's watchable but nothing special. Also the funny dude's death was never shown just hte aftermath.
Halloween II - 2 years, 3 months ago
One of the worst most gawd awful peices of crap ever, it was unbearble. half the movie was dream sequences and Micheal didn't hardly wear his mask. this had no appeal of any other Haloween movie, plus had flaws, WHy everyone hate loopus for writing that book, people write seriel killer books all the time, and nobody cares. this one was just plane crap.
Juno - 2 years, 3 months ago
This movie dose avoid cliche's and is original but overall I never felt anything for the main character she just did a stupid thing knowing hte consiquences and acted like it was not her fault. Plus Cera is on the cover and he is barely in this (plus why the heck is he dressed like it's 1970?). Also her Dialogue was poorly written nobody on earth talks like that. Her whole character was to bizzare, fassion (WTF is she mental you don't wear a skirt with blue jeans you wear one or the other is she supposed to be a retard) dialogue (honest to blog? WTF), taste in music (The Stooges, who gives a crap about them) and movies (extreme extreme extreme crappy B flicks). This movie had moments that were good but overral it's another over hyped mediocre film.
Inglourious Basterds - 2 years, 3 months ago
The acting is good and the directing is good, but I felt this was mis represented, it says it's about a group of soldiers killing nazis ruthlessly, but they are barely in the film only 3 scenes (seriously only 3) about 85% of the film is about this chick reparing for a movie premier. And most of the dialogue is pointless banter, like hte conversation about King Kon, and the conversation about a glass of milk. Overall I felt Quentin had a bad editore for this one, it's 2 1/2 hours long and only has about 1 1/2 hours worth fo story, he really needed to trim the fat from this movie. I found unbearably slow. They did portray Hittler very well as a Narsacist. Brad Pitt dose a tremendously awsome job. Parts of this movie were funny some were interesting but overall due to the slowness and mis representation I can't give this a good score.
Quarantine [REC] - 2 years, 3 months ago
How can anyone buy into this crap, You are being chased by badass fast creatures, and you are gunno take the time to carry a camera? No way, you would run youre ass off and chuck the camera at one of them things, The end totally ruins it, Also they throw in some cult that makes no sence. This film was very slow then just gose no were. Poor directing in a Poor movie.
Hostel: Part II - 2 years, 3 months ago
Think of Hostel 1, then reduce the torcher and gore, this is a just a much weaker version of the first, nothing new here. Parts were mildey amusing but overral you can skip this one, plus the begining ruins the first one. This film was just crap crap crap. A complete waste.
Paranormal Activity - 2 years, 3 months ago
It starts out rather slow, then gose nowere fast, It's beyond predictable. The acting is some of the worst I have ever seen. Parts were mildly amusing, it was a lot better than The Blair Witch, of course that's not hard to top. This is an example of extreme over hype. Their are numerous independant films exactly like this one, say I can't say it was original. This film was also extremley repetitive. It was not very good. 0/5
Day of the Dead - 2 years, 3 months ago
I've always realy enjoyed this one. I don't understand why most people don't care for it. I find it so fascinating, Remero realy when tinto detail to explain these creatures. And I really felt sad for Bub. I did like thta he gets even with the bad guy, so it dose have a happy ending, though I whanted Steele to make it, (I found him funny) a great zombie flick, must see it.
An American Werewolf in London - 2 years, 4 months ago
The car crash scene with everyone being run over was hilarious,and that part when they go in the bar and everyone stares at them was funny as hell. the movie was not nearly as funny as people said but still a must watch classic. 4/5 Note: The transformation scene was one of the best werewolf transformations in hollywood history.
Sin City - 2 years, 4 months ago
One of my personal Favorites. completly original, I can't wait for the sequels. Marv Rocks the shiznit. The customer is alwasy right story seemed taked on but otherwise this movie is tight. I have watched htis movie contless times and it never gets old. A work of art 5/5 Here some of my favorite quotes Bruce Willis (I took away his weapons.. Both of them) Nick Stahl/ Bruce Willis (Look at you. you peice of shit cop, you can't even lift that cannon, Sure I can jr) Mickey Rourke (yey though I walk.. can we hurry this up I aint got all day)
Up - 2 years, 4 months ago
WOW I was blown away, I did not expect this film to be good. But it turned uo it was freakin Wonderful. Their is not one flaw in this entire movie. I never thought anything could top The Incredables as my favorite CGI movie, but Up defnitly did that. I realy felt for the old dude, I love how everytime they had enough money somthing would come up and they lost it all, that is so typical in real life.
Watchmen - 2 years, 4 months ago
I don't know how anyone could not like this movie, It's fantastic. I bought it the day it came out, The story the music the acting, directing, special effects are excellent. I wish Rorshack would have survived (too Bad) The reinactments of historical events were a nice touch. Nixon was portrayed better than he was in Frost/Nixon. truly one of the great films of all time 5/5
V for Vendetta - 2 years, 4 months ago
A fantastic film, Hugo Weaving's performance is masterful. The Wachowski Brothers Hit this one right outta the park. Musta taken for ever to shoot the V word scene. The scene with that tailet paper story not kinda slowed down the pacing, but is necesary for the plot, I love this film, A freakin masterpeice, Natalie portman, and Joh Hurt do great supoorting roles. 5/5
Pulp Fiction - 2 years, 4 months ago
Tarantino's Best film, A cinematic masterpeice, watching this once is not nearly enough. The creativity, directing, acting and Dialogue are phenominal, giving this movie a 5/5 is not enough it deserves 1,000/5. This movie is one of the best films ever made, it is flawless. I love how realistic everything is, I can see all of htis happening in real life, the charachters are very beleivable. Perfection!
Cube - 2 years, 4 months ago
This one was a great film, to bad you never find out what happens to Kazan. The problems with Cube 2 was the ending is terrible the blonde lady makes it out then gets shot in the head, terrible ending but otherwise interesting. The prequel cube zero is good but you can tell it's very low budget. I love how creative and original this film was, their ezplanation of government is spot on, A hedless blunder operating under the illusion of a masterplan.
Tomcats - 2 years, 4 months ago
I can't understand how this great film wound up a forgotten movie, It's truly a comedic gem that rarely comes around, Love the librarian, love the guy eating his testicle, and the bangign a chick whiel she pukes was icing on the cake, a super hilarious film that everyone can enjoy (except prudes). although pretty much no one in the film whent on to be succsessful this movie has a great cast.
Night of the Living Dead - 2 years, 4 months ago
This is way better than the original, Much scarier (I own every Romero Zombie flick except that peice of shit diary of the dead)I like this one better becuz Barbara survives and Ben isn't killed for no reasone ( I really wish Ben woudla made it though) I always kinda felt that when she kills Mr. Cooper that the Rednecks knew he was still alive. Still a phenominal Zombie flick a must see for every horror and zombie fan, That super skinny bald zombie that comes through the open window after Mr. Mcgruder is really freaky looking.
Inglourious Basterds - 2 years, 4 months ago
Dude this movie lies, It has very little to do with the inglorious bastards. The Bastards scenes are AWSOME with the bat and carving hte swastika into the guys forheads, but they are barely in it, (1 secne at the beging 1 in the middle and 1 at the end) plus the opening scene the 20 minutes conversation about a rat and milk was boring and pointless. I also liked how they portrayed Hittler a total narsacist. it was way to drawn out needed many scences cut otehrwise It woulda rocked is the Batards were in it more, overall I give this 3/5
The Wrestler - 2 years, 4 months ago
One of the best films ever. Very heartfelt and touching. Everyone who likes the WWE or TNA should watch this especialy those who are in the WWE or TNA. Because for 99/100 wrestlers this is their fate. to die broke and forgotten. A shame his daughter stil hates him at the end, but atleast he got a moment of peace with her.
Married with Children - 2 years, 4 months ago
The best TV show ever. Great writing kinda bad acting at times.They developed the charachters so well and the guest stars were excellent. I own all the seasons and never get sick of them.This is pretty much my life with a few changes. Everyone can relate to this show in some way.
From Dusk Till Dawn - 2 years, 4 months ago
One of the greatest films of all time simply the best vampire film ever. The story sounds so terrible (Vampire Strippers) but Rodriguez Pulled it off, Brilliant directing and acting. Loved Tom Savini's cod peice 6 shooter lol. The creativity is to the max with the rat monster and the Mega Bat Vampire it was nostop tight. 5/5
Waterworld - 2 years, 4 months ago
why dose this movie get a bad rap? It Ruled I own it and have enjoyed this film since I was a Kid. I wonder if they will post the extended version which is the one I own. The world Twohy created is so clever and orignal it's breathtaking. The society is great too, that's exactly what would happen with mutations and regular peple. 5/5
Lucky Numbers - 2 years, 4 months ago
This was a Surpisingly good movie. Very clever and realistic, I could see all of this happening in real life. I hated Kudrows stupid cousin which is why I liked it so much when he gets killed. I also liked they gave a good chunk to the waitress at the diner for helping them. 5/5
Paranormal Activity - 2 years, 4 months ago
I've seen better acting in pornos. This film fallowed every horror cliche in the book. The getting super quiet before a loud bang, the build up suspence then it turns out it's ok then somthing happens. The first 80 minutes is just something falling or loud bangs. Then you jsut hear screaming and he flys at the camera then she dose and it's over. Truly one of hte lamest filsm I have ever seen. This also made no sence. Think about it if you're a demon you can transcend tiem and space visit alternate dimensi0ons and fidn hte answers to all lifes questions, but you are going to spend you're time knockign soem chicks keys on the floor? that dose not make sence. Plus possesing a chick and making her stand in one spot for a few hours, and have nobody notice that was waste of time. That's liek driving to china standing inone spot then drivign back home. This film was nothing but hype, pure crap. 0/5
The Crow - 2 years, 4 months ago
A very simple story, that is very well told. Great cast, AWESOME SOUNDTRACK, & great directing. This is one of my all time favorite movies, the sequels were not that good, but this is excellent. The villains are realistic, the little girl was kind of annoying but otherwise a flawless movie. Truly one of the 90's best films
Saw VI - 2 years, 4 months ago
I finally get to see the 6th. View version 11 it has the best quality. The first 2 traps were great. The hanging one was nohting special, the steam one woudl have hurt alot but you can't see any scaring or burns. Not the best saw but descent.
Natural Born Killers - 2 years, 5 months ago
Creative, Powerful, Clever, Original, and full of Symbolism. This is my favorite movie, it dose require you to think which is out of most peoples' capacity. This film gets its point across, that the police and media are out of control and very corrupt. And of course true love conquers all.
Trick 'r Treat - 2 years, 5 months ago
Flippin awsome! I thought htis would be a cheesy B flick, But it is far from that. Good directing and acting. The stories were very interesting. Any fan of Tales form the crypt, Twilight Zone, Outer limits, etcetera will be pleased. I love the idea that all he stories take place at the same time, and it's evil punishing evil. I realy hope they do a sequel.
Cube - 2 years, 5 months ago
A masterpeice. I wish Worth would have survived but you can't have it all. Very suspensfull and thought provoking. They also should have had a bit more of an ending other then a blinding white light, but for an independant film this is insanely great. I realy hoped cube 2 would explain what hapened to Kazan, I guess we will never know.
No Country for Old Men - 2 years, 5 months ago
What the hell was this? It starts out great the first hour is top notch awsome. then all of a sudden the main character is dead for no reasone. then its garbage from there. Their is a 20 min conversation between Tommy Lee Jones and some guy with cats, that has nothing to do with the plot, then anohter 20 min conversation in a diner that has nothing to do with the plot. You alos never find out what happened to The hunters wife. This is a film that truly fizzles.
Avatar - 2 years, 5 months ago
The Best Sci Fi film ever made. The only thing people complain is that the story is not original. NO movie is original, every possible story has bean done and was done before that person did it. Seriously think about it; The fast and the Fuious was a rip off of Point Break. And Point break was a rip off of The lost boys all good films all very very similar plots.
Lost in Translation - 2 years, 5 months ago
this is truly the worst film of all time. Terrible acting, NO PLOT, dose not make any sence. Bill Murray is going to hook up with a chick half his age? Some people shoot at them for no reasone at some party. Murray is being paid a ton to do a commercial and he is a total dick to them. Murray wasipers something into her ear at the end but we never fidn out what rendering it pointless. This movie is one of those terrible things that I wish could be unmade.

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