xxMinako -NO SUCH THING AS FEAR
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"No wonder we Americans are so in love with our serial killers. As a nation of fast cars, fast food and perfect teeth, we are obsessed with the ones who posses complete freedom from Fear, Remorse and Conscience. America enjoys the prestige of having the longest list of these magnificent creatures, and has spawned the finest specimens in the world: the Collectionist, the Angel of Death, the Alligator Man, the Vampire of Sacramento, the Freeway Killer, Son of Sam, the Hillside Stranglers, the Shoe-Fetish Slayer, the Killer Clown, the Werewolf of Wisteria, the Lipstick Killer, the Campus Killer, the Giggling Granny.
And then there was Gein, who won the best-dressed award.
These folks are not to be confused with the psychotics; the people who hear voices, who mistake themselves for Jesus, who eat their own shit, who wear aluminum foil hats to keep out the alien brain waves, who get injected in the ass with Haloperidol at the end of the day while strapped tightly onto a gurney.
No, these guys have jobs. They shower, brush their teeth, have wives and children, attend Sunday services, keep up with the ever-changing fashions, participate in Boy Scouts, coach Little League, bring pecan pie over to their neighbors, volunteer to watch your ones so you could have a day out with the missus for a night.
Then they’ll hog-tie you, rape you, sodomize you, burn you with cigarette butts, bite off little chunks of your flesh, strangle you, inject bleach into your veins so they watch you convulse, carve you up like a fat Thanksgiving Turkey, splatter you on the walls, ceilings, floors, before gouging out your eyes for a trophy and adding a piece of you their nipple belt.
Or turn you into vegetable-face soup. A la Albert Fish. Five points for an ear. Ten points for a nose.
And double points for a lower lip. Bon appétit.
And for all their hard work, the state rewards these folks with the needle, gas chamber, electric chair; sparing them from the indignities of old age. No sitting in a pool of their piss, with their room fully scented with their own farts.
Lucky bastards."
Everyone has to die. People are just afraid of their own mortality. And having someone reminding them of the inevitable, frightens these losers even more. Or it just pisses them off. People go to work, come home, and hang out with their friends and family. They chow down steak dinners and gulp down cheap beers, thinking that they’ll live forever. Stupid them. Most people in the United States will only get to know their home town, and if lucky, enjoy an all paid-vacation to a city one hundred miles away; only to come back to the place they grew up in and die miserably deprived of Life’s joy that they never got to know because they were too busy paying their bills and worrying about what to wear for a Saturday night date at Applebee’s. Pathetic. Really Pathetic.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists .... Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"Ten," says the doctor.
"Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"Nine. . ."
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