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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.REMEMBER THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT ARE PROTECTING OUR COUNTRY.IF YOU SEE A SOLIDER SHAKE THEIR HAND AND TELL THEM THANK YOU FOR THEIR SERVICES.THE SOLIDERS WOULD LIKE THAT TO SEE THAT PEOPLE CARE.I HAVE SEVERAL FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE ARMED FORCE,AND BELIEVE ME IT DOES MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD.MY KIDS ARE GIVING ME A BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY MONDAY.I WAS BORN ON THE ORIGNAL MEMORIAL DAY OF MAY 30TH DANG I AM GETTING OLD LOL
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BEAR HUGS TO YOU.HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
there may be truth to the rumor that radiation from Japan has reached America
saw that you were going for an MRI, yesterday was my third in two weeks, there not fun.
Hoping you get well
hey hey..lol !
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
here my lastest vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFL65aLx3RQ
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