mikepdf15

2 couples from scotland decided to go on a safari to africa for a week so they go online and book a hotel and flights and arrive in africa the nxt day first thing they do after they have put there lugage in there hotel rooms is book a ranger to take them around the plains of africa,the ranger arrives in a jeep within 15 minutes and tells them to jump in the jeep they all jump in and the ranger explains it will take 2 hours to get to the area he is taking them to as this area has the most population of wild life elephants zebras lions etc and he asks them if they have cameras with them they say yes so he begins the 2 hour journey 2 hours later they arrive at the area and imediately after arriving they c a lion on a hill top the ranger stops and says were at a safe distance u can jump out and take your photos both couples jump out in glee and they start snaping photos of the lion in the distance,the lion sees them at the bottom of the hill and roars then slowly starts making its way down the hill at this point the rangers turns the key to start the jeep but the jeep wont start he trys it again and again and still wont start by this time the lion is 200 meters away roaring 1 of the males in the couples turns to the ranger and says thats getn close what do we do the ranger then proceedes to jump out the jeep and starts pumping up his nike air max,the female from one of the couples looks at the ranger and says what are u doing theres no way you can out run a lion to which the ranger calmly says while pumping up his nike air maxs fuck the lion i will out run yous