lawless

Odd but not smelly.

Can whistle very loudly without using any fingers.

I only respond to people who write in rhymes, like poetry I suppose... eg. "I have a dog and I once sat on a log"

I might not answer if there are no rhyming words in your PM.

I collect suitcases.

I now have 4. (one has broken though, so maybe I shouldn't count it in as it's not really usable as a suitcase, maybe just for storage or something..)