True_Partner My Mind is out of Mind

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15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.

You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.

When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.

A beer always goes down easy.

You can share a beer with your friends.

Beer is always wet.

You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.

You can have many beers in bed.

You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer doesn't get jealous if you come in party with one and leave with another

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.