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Looking up the Sky and wondering, Dude on the Main Switch is doing hell of a job.Turning On the Stars and turning Off the Sun and vice versa. It never happened he accidentally turned On the Sun instead of Stars.It may sound easy job but with those many stars and time zones its harder if not impossible to manage. May be he has highly sophisticated computerized system up in the sky that controls or May be Dudes in the Sky are still in 60's maybe in 16th century where they still use stones, toilet paper is yet to be invented |
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[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjGPqxpHYM2FJZAowYvP6BsaLaqFUU17FLb5QMs4DIBiYltoLTie6hZNL2[/img] Thanks for the link to Part 4
15 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
When you're finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
Beer is always wet.
You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
You can have many beers in bed.
You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
Beer doesn't get jealous if you come in party with one and leave with another
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".
The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend.
"Well it worked for your ass" says the boyfriend.
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