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Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we've just got to have a cook-out when the weather's THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
It's probably my favorite book of all time, the man was a TRUE ABSOLUTE GENIUS, well thanks for the acknowledgment, 5karma for you, puts you at -51, you must post your opinion a lot, people don't like opinions just t o let you know lol:)
http://www.putlocker.com/file/E3D9010556CBD3B2 link for the documentary "stupidity" you were asking for, hope that helps....
loved your comment on The Sunshine Film, teach me more, cuz u seem to knw alot about space an stuff like that, and i love reading an hearing about it
Use the Ufliq link for Homeland, it works as good as Putlocker if not better. I just finished watching it is a kick butt episode and a surprise you won't expect.
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even if I agreed with you on photos of money, how is it any of your concern? please tell me why the fuck do u matter to me? u think ur like so smart ur just gonna start giving out suggestions for free? like i said the only reason why ur even stalking me on here is cuz u lack the real curage to deal with the real world. i would never let a man talk to me the way u talk to women. ur lucky u dont haft to actually face me in real life. and I dare u to try saying that shit to a women.
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omg ur so fucking creepy n a coward. like what is it to you what the fuckI put on the internet if i want to flaunt my money illfucking do it. fuck ur jealous and itsnot a good look . be a man and stop leaving me rude messages. i did nothing 2 you, ur the one who is trying to shove ur lame opinions on me. fucking rights im rich and I can afford to carry thousands of dollars ppl who complain about photos that have nothing 2 do with them such as ursef is really sad. what makes u so much better than me hun? what r u posterchild for some religious group? the fack your a woman hater is sad and you'll probably just continue 2 sit at home online and never really ever get to experianceall of lifes great things that money can buy.. poor you. ur poor!!
ROFL...loved your comment about Breaking Bad and I couldn't agree more..seriously is like crack. Seriously the best tv show ever, Cranston is beyond awesome.
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tisk tisk if ur gonna be a hater you should have the balls to at lease show yourself! LOSER!!!!! since u dont have any pics, my bet is that your an ugly an ashamed of yourself You obviously hate women, women who have more money than you, therefore u probably are east Indian , cuz those are the only kinds of guys who hate on women with such passion. what wrong with you? why must women with money all be strippers or hookers? i have a freaking boyfriend u creep. fuck ur lucky your hiding behind anonymity.
so why dont u post some pictures of Yourself? lets see whos the big man behind all those nasty comments.
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