TashaGriffin

you are so gorgeous babe x

I hope this is a compliment but you look a lot like Mila Kunis from that 70's show

Cheers for the add.

no bother!xxx

For all the mums out there ..... A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was wadded agai...nst one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?.. ''Yes," was his incredulous reply.. She answered,. 'Well, today I didn't do it.!!!

still hurt but u will never believe what i done today, done sum mma training not done it in awhile you could say im a bit unfit i threw a round house kick and my big toe nail came of it hurt like fck 1 connected with the pad wrong with no bandages on my feet i now can only ware sandals on 1 foot if i want to go out i look like an idiot boy at shop was giving me strange looks he must have been thinking whys he got a trainer on one foot and a sandal/flip flop on the other


yeah iv got plenty welsh jokes but takes time to remind them all then write them down so as folks can understand them

anytime darlin' x

hiya. u look like that actress mila kunis abit. don't u think so?

thanks for the add sweet heart

welcome to the scottish family jokes will be a regular thing hehehe

A scotsman and a guy from ireland are on the same plane sitting right next to each other. Suddenly there is this big explosion at the front of the plane and thankfully they were seated at the back of the plane
and the plane crashes into the ocean killing all except the scottish guy and the irish guy. They scramble out the back broken part of the plane thankfull bye the luck of the gods find an inflateable dingy they clamber aboard and use the oars to paddle to the hearest island they can see far away. Exhausted they arrive at the island, they run up the beach and start kissing the sand crying and laughin we made it we made it!!! And just as their starting to relax A drum beat tears them from the jungle, they turn around and there is a tribe of headhunters. They are forcefully taken captive and brought back to the village were the village elders explain they are gona make good soup from there bones and suckulent beef stew from there meat where and by last but no means least they are gona shrink your heads boil up your brains which is a delicousy round here,they beg an plead please dont shrink our heads, we have survived a planne crash and survived shark invested waters to get here please have some mercy please we are human beings after all,okay the shamen says we have no entertainment on this island so the 1 of you who passes the test your abot to do can live the other will die,who ever can bring back 100 nuts of any kind wins the first half of they tournament,the other half wil be revealed when you get back. And so they run into the bush the scottish guy finds a hazelnut tee and starts grabbing as fast as he can counting twice to double check he had a 100, yes a hundred he says out load, he runs back to the village and says i got them, i got them hes a fair bit in front of the irishman at this time, the shamen tells him your final and last task is to stick the 100 nuts up your azz without so much as a laugh if you laugh you fail and you know what happins if you fail,to stop further thought of what would happing if he didnt the scotsman started to without thought to stick the nuts in his ass only three left to go and all of A suden he sets of into a uncontrolable fit of laughter in a single swoop the shamen kills him. Arriving at ST. peter at the gates of heaven,angel peter asks him i have bein watchn this,why in gods name did you laugh scotsman responded with i saw the irish guy bring 100 coconuts

no problem xx

i agree, dylan moran is a legend!

got no karma left so i gave ya 2 presents lol

aw thank you

you got alot of good movies on your playlists